Celebrity fight: Riverdale

bonnies-winterbottom asked:

kj apa vs chris evans... who wins?

LOL you for real bro?

Okay let’s get it out of the way, KJ is a cute kid……

Even cuter with some scruff…….

We all admit he has a killer bod that is earned from countless hours at the gym…….

But at 5′11 161, going to the gym isn’t enough to win a fight. You have to know how to wrestle and have real power and there’s no way he’s winning over Captain America Chris Evans…….

Chris seems like a nice guy and might let KJ get a few good moves in, but in a celebrity fight the ginger Archie will be laid out spread eagle knocked out, heaving for air as he is outmatches and outwrestled.

Now if KJ’s buddy Charles Melton were to help out…….the match might just have a different outcome……

Riverdale vs Captain America!!!

VS……

Anonymous asked:

So imagine you're wrestling KJ Apa, and you're kicking his ass. What do you do to him to totally humiliate him?

If I were up against KJ, of course I’d be kicking this ass…..

He has a nice bod, props to him, but no way he’ll be able to defend himself in a match……..

But to answer your question, I’d pull this fucker up by his ginger hair and pull his arm back behind his head, holding him there, slapping him a few times with my free hand until I pull it back in a fist, and fuckin whack him with it in a stellar heartpunch!!!!!

Although I hope he’s being beat up by one his co-stars……like fuckin hottie Charles Melton……

Maybe a friendship gone bad…….

Or this jacked chocolate dude who will destroy the ginger Apa…….

Shove your fingers in there, really teach the ginger a lesson!!! Look at those fuckin pecs, how can you not wanna chop them with that flashlight???!!!

Ginger stud KJ Apa is adjusting himself…….before he lays back to suntan…….the dude has a huge fuckin bulge or a boner going on…….not sure if the adjusting himself made him even bigger or was suppose to make it smaller??

Either way I’d love to wrap that drawstring from his shorts around his bulge and use it as a boxing bag!!!!

In his singlet........

K.J. Apa from “Riverdale” vs. Patrick Gibson from “The OA”

KJ is a hot ginger with a great bod and not afraid to show off the hair in his manly pits………

Patrick looks like he has no fuckin body fat, another hottie not afraid to show off that bod that he works so hard on at the gym……

While I think KJ would be strong and put up a good fight, Patrick would resort to cheating just to get his clutches on KJ’s long ginger hair and fuckin pound on him the way he pounds on the wall in the above image.

Anonymous asked:

Hey pal, just shouting out how much I love your blog. Always got something hot on it. I've been thinking about how you worded Patrick Gibson pounding on KJ Apa ever since I read it!

Thanks bro. Ya you’re talking about this entry where I describe how if the 2 Netflix hunks Gibson and Apa were to go at it, Gibson would have no hesitation about cheating to take ginger Apa down!!!