Basic rules of wrestling: Destruction edition

Always help your tag team brother out when the ref isn’t looking…….like pulling on him when he’s got a poor fucker in a camel…….

Always hold an illegal hold until the last possible second, in particular if it’s an illegal face maul………

Use the ropes for leverage whenever possible……..

Always smirk for the camera and fans when your opponent is laid out and you’re standing over him…….him between your legs……very submissive, humiliating stance…….

Victory poses don’t need to be standing……you can put your boot on his chest and kneel as you flex, stay closer to him, show your dominance even more, give him more space to sniff your manscent……..

When outside the ring, always double team him……..

Don’t limit yourself to just the ring……..use the pavement!!!

…….and when you do, sneak up behind him, waiting, make him think he has time to recover…….

In a long hair vs long hair match, always yank on it especially if he has it in a pony tail!!!

In a beard vs beard match……when he lays you out and cranks a gut claw on you…….

…..return the favor!!!!

……and don’t be shy about yanking on his hair to get out of a hold……

…..or just to control his bearded face!!!!

When you have a smaller, younger opponent on your hands, always take the time to enjoy the punishment you’re going to give him………first enjoy the view…..

…..then sink your fist deep into his little abs……..

…..enjoy the view…….

……claw the gut…….

…..enjoy the view……

…..make him suffer!!!!!

When you have a proud tag team partner, he can’t just sit back and watch you dominate, he’ll want to be a part of it in some great 2 on 1 action…….

Unless you’re big man Matt Vine in which case you lay out one tag team partner……then fuckin go after the other and piledrive him too!!!!