Basic rules of wrestling: Better alternative edition
If you're going to pin your opponent down and stretch out his legs in a big of a spladdle, always add some pleasure to that pain but chomping and nibbling his bulge......
If he is stupid enough to give you a free shot because he's just that confident......go for the balls instead.....
If you're gonna toss him in the corner, make it fuckin count!!!! DRILLL HIM IN THERE!!!!!
When the dude is twice your size, has a hairy chest and long hair and looks like a monster......don't just take him down to his feet.....keep him there with a mighty stomp!!!!!
Make very fuckin slap count.....
Go after the fingers......it hurts like hell, it's a humiliating way to pin down your opponent while you work those fingers, it will give you time to recoup your energy......
......see, told you!!!!!!
Note also all the pit hair above.....remember that when you get further down the post......
If the dude comes to the ring all cocky, chewing gum, extra arrogant......
Fuck him up bad in the chain match!!!
Tell the audience to hush.....so the echo of your pec slap can be heard all over the arena!!!!
.....same applies for rope......
....hell, even just his own speedo/jock against him!!!!!
If he's not going to come to the match shirtless, in speedos like you and instead be in a sweat shirt, tshirt undernearth, sox and sweat pants, fuckin lay him out the hard way......
Always make a wish before you split the kid open.......
When you have sexy muscle bods like this in the ring, always pile on over the other in the corner ring, letting the bulge of the dude on the bottom ride the back of the dude on top........now deliver a double baseball slide between the legs!!!!
Always flex in the lockerroom with your buddies when you get the chance......
Never share your pits......it makes you a man, shows him how much more of a man than you are, can be a smelly trap for his face, your pit scent can turn him on and easily distract him......and it just looks fuckin hot......
.....like here, the face in the pit, pit vs pit.....who gets the first PIT STOP gets the humiliation advantage!!
....more pits......
Don't shave your beard either......
If they want to submit, give them a choice of worship between the lips......
.......your nip........
......your furry treasure trail gut.......
.......or of course your cock.........
If he is stupid enough to give you a free shot because he's just that confident......go for the balls instead.....
If you're gonna toss him in the corner, make it fuckin count!!!! DRILLL HIM IN THERE!!!!!
When the dude is twice your size, has a hairy chest and long hair and looks like a monster......don't just take him down to his feet.....keep him there with a mighty stomp!!!!!
Make very fuckin slap count.....
Go after the fingers......it hurts like hell, it's a humiliating way to pin down your opponent while you work those fingers, it will give you time to recoup your energy......
......see, told you!!!!!!
Note also all the pit hair above.....remember that when you get further down the post......
If the dude comes to the ring all cocky, chewing gum, extra arrogant......
Fuck him up bad in the chain match!!!
Tell the audience to hush.....so the echo of your pec slap can be heard all over the arena!!!!
.....same applies for rope......
....hell, even just his own speedo/jock against him!!!!!
If he's not going to come to the match shirtless, in speedos like you and instead be in a sweat shirt, tshirt undernearth, sox and sweat pants, fuckin lay him out the hard way......
Always make a wish before you split the kid open.......
When you have sexy muscle bods like this in the ring, always pile on over the other in the corner ring, letting the bulge of the dude on the bottom ride the back of the dude on top........now deliver a double baseball slide between the legs!!!!
Always flex in the lockerroom with your buddies when you get the chance......
Never share your pits......it makes you a man, shows him how much more of a man than you are, can be a smelly trap for his face, your pit scent can turn him on and easily distract him......and it just looks fuckin hot......
.....like here, the face in the pit, pit vs pit.....who gets the first PIT STOP gets the humiliation advantage!!
....more pits......
Don't shave your beard either......
If they want to submit, give them a choice of worship between the lips......
.......your nip........
......your furry treasure trail gut.......
.......or of course your cock.........
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